Saturday, November 27, 2010

Santa Fever

Santa for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .


He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?

Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.


Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Santa thinks "how poetic"

Santa says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
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