Clever Re-Arrangement of word

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

 

 

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

 

 

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

 

 

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

 

 

 

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

 

DESPERATION   

  When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

 

 

 

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Source: Forwarded E-Mail 

A Woman's Poem

A little laugh for the women & a sign of caution to our dear men...

                         He didn't like the curry
                       And he didn't like my cake.
                   He said my biscuits were too hard...
                    Not like his mother used to make.
 

                    I didn't prepare the coffee right
                         He didn't like the stew,
                         I didn't mend his socks
                      The way his mother used to do.
 

                         I pondered for an answer
                        I was looking for a clue.
                      Isn't there anything I could do
                        To match his mothers shoe

                       Then I smiled as I saw light
                     One thing I could definitely do
                    I turned around & slapped him tight
                     Like his mother used to do!!! :)

Author: Unknown

Source: Forwarded E-Mail