Thursday, December 30, 2010

Relationships (India vs Overseas)

In India
Outside India
A woman capable of making your life miserable.
A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ?
A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.
A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed .
A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.
Indian Engineer
A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
A respectable person with OK income.
A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".
A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
Software Engineer
A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.
The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)'every year.
A Green Card holder bachelor
the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW

Monday, December 27, 2010

Acronym of DAIRYMILK

Do u know Full form of DAIRYMILK?
"Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately for a Lovely Kiss".

That's why boys always gift DAIRYMILK and girls accept it.. :)

Saturday, December 18, 2010


Acronym of Good Morning:

(G)et up
(O)pen ur eye
(O)ut of ur bed
(D)ay has risen
(M)erry life
(O)ld dreams come true
(R)ise & shine
(N)ew plans
(I)deas of life
(N)ice future
(G)ud day!

Acronym of Good Night:

(G)o to bed
(O)ff the light
(O)ut of tension
(D)reams come
(N)ice sleep
(I)gnore worries
(G)et up earlier
(H)ave a nice day for

Source: Forwarded SMS

Acronym of GIRL

G - Gussa hamesha naak pe
I - Innocent sirf shakal se
R - Rone ki automatic machine
L - ladai me sabki nani
fir bhi duniya inki diwani

Source: Forwarded SMS

Monday, November 29, 2010

Rajnikanth Rocks!!!

1.. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is
pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures
that Rajini...kanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are
today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes
the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking,
and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives
in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
revenge is a dish best served cold.

32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs
of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth;
Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The
result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a
joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox
is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water
with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do
it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a
personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the
dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to
Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots
the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the
tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from
the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the
earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth,
there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina
was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to
the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling
cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can
hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs
an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide
the reaction.

91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet
that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away
from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
95.Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out
of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world
99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. you dont google rajnikanth...u rajnikanth google
101. Rajnikanth's email is
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni - I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth - How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikanth said "statue" to a its know as "Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of 'like' he will put 'sooper'
109. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
115. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
123.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
125. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
131.Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand....titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
134. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
140.Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikanth's call.

Source :

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Santa Fever

Santa for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Interviewer: what s ur qualification?

Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Santa thinks "how poetic"

Santa says, "pass the custard you bastard".
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Preeto was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Preeto : If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Monday, September 27, 2010

Daughter's Day

September 26 is being celebrated as Daughter’s Day.

For parents, every child is special – whether it is a boy or a girl. Daughters are lovely gift to all those who have from the almighty. The angel has descended from heaven with sparkle in their eyes, rosy lips and sweetness of the sound which is produced when they call mom or dad. The emotion that one undergoes hearing ‘mom’ or ‘dad’ for the first time from their daughter’s mouth is just inexplicable.

Some of the wishes from the parents to their daughters:

With each passing day..
you have evolved…
as a more beautiful individual…
And on Daughter’s Day…
I want you to know…
How much I am proud of you!

A daughter like you completes the family,
Had you not been there, we would be an incomplete family,
Thanks for coming to our life;
You lighten up each day and night
As you are a sun that always shines bright.
Love you Daughter…

Monday, April 26, 2010


Actually it is not going to be sufficient whenever we write about MOTHER but today I got one SMS which I feel I should share with you.

"Poet would write his name below his Poem,

Painter would write his name below his painting,

God is great - although he creates Human, he did not write his name...

But, Mom is greater then god because she give birth to child still she would give father's name to child"

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Easier way to get Blood when needed most

Now it has become easier to get the blood we need, thanks to the initiative taken as part of
Airtel’s Corporate Social Responsibility. Airtel has tied up with Jeevan Blood Bank to enable this service.

All you have to do is just type “BLOOD ” and send SMS to 96000 97000

Ex: “BLOOD B+“

You will get to know the availability of the blood in Jeevan Blood Bank.

Service available for customers on all networks and toll free for Airtel mobile customers.

Refer Jeevan Blood Bank for more details.

There is another Website too :

Where u can search for a Particular blood group, you will get thousand's of donor addresses.

Spread this to all you know... as U will really help some1 without Ur Knowledge.

(Source : Forwarded Mails)

Friday, April 16, 2010

"The real terrorist was me" : US Soldier (must watch it) by Hassam Saeed

Transcript of the video:

" I tried hard to be proud of my service, but all I could feel was shame. Racism could no longer mask the reality of the occupation. These were people, these were human beings. I've since been plagued by guilt, any time I see an elderly man, like the one who couldn't walk, who we rolled onto a stretcher, and told the Iraqi police to take him away. I feel guilt any time I see a mother with her childen, like the one who cried hysterically, and screamed that we're worse than Saddam, as we forced her from her home. I feel guilt any time I see a young girl, like the one I grabbed by the arm, and dragged into the street.

We were told we were fighting terrorists.. the real terrorist was me, and the real terrorism was this occupation. Racism within the military has long been an important tool to justify the destruction and occupation of another country, it has long been used to justify the killing, subjugation and torture of another people. Racism is a vital weapon employed by this government; it is a more important weapon than a rifle, a tank, a bomber, or a battleship; it is more destructive than an artillery shell, or a bunker buster, or tomahawk missile.

While all those weapons are created and owned by this government, they are harmless without people willing to use them. Those who send us to war, do not have to pull the trigger, or lob a mortar round; they do not have to fight the war, they merely have to sell the war. They need a public who's willing to send their soldiers into harm's way. They need soldiers who are willing to kill and be killed, without question...

They can spend millions on a single bomb, but that bomb only becomes a weapon, when the ranks of the military are willing to follow orders to use it. They can send every last soldier anywhere on Earth, but there will only be a war, if soldiers are willing to fight.. And the ruling class, the billionaires who profit from human suffering, care only about expanding their wealth, controlling the world economy.

Understand that their power lies only in their ability to convince us that war, oppression, and exploitation is in our interest. They understand that their wealth is dependent on their ability to convince the working class to die, to control the market of another country, and convincing us to kill and die, is based on their ability to make us think that we are somehow superior.

Soldiers, sailors, marines, airmen, have nothing to gain from this occupation. The vast majority of people living in the U.S. have nothing to gain from this occupation. In fact, not only do we have nothing to gain, but we suffer more because of it. We lose limbs, endure trauma, and give our lives. Our families have to watch flag-draped coffins lowered into the earth.

Millions in this country without health care, jobs, or access to education, have watched this government squander over FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS A DAY ON THIS OCCUPATION. [IRAQ]

Poor and working people in this country, are send to kill poor and working people in another country, to make the rich richer; and without racism, soldiers would realize that they have more in common with the Iraqi people, than they do with the billionaires who send us to war.

I threw families onto the street in Iraq, only to come home and find families thrown onto the street in this country, and it's a tragic, and unnecessary foreclosure crisis.

We need to wake up and realize that our real enemies are not in some distant land, they're not people whose names we don't know, and cultures we don't understand. The enemy is people we know very well, and people we can identify. The enemy is a system that wages war when it's profitable. The enemy is the CEO's who lay us off from our jobs when it's profitable; it's the insurance companies who deny us health care when it's profitable; it's the banks who take away our homes when it's profitable.

Our enemy is not five thousand miles away, they are right here at home. When we organize, and fight with our sisters and brothers, we can stop this war, we can stop this government, and we can create a better world."

Friday, April 9, 2010

Meaning of Navkar Mantra

Navkar Mantra :

Navkar Mantra

Namo Arihantanam means

I bow to all enlighten beings (Arihants) who have attained perfect knowledge, vision, bliss, and power and have shown the proper path of liberation that is Right Knowledge, Right Perception, and Right Conduct; which brings the cycles of birth, death, and misery to an end.

Namo Siddhanam means

I bow to all liberated souls (Siddhas) who have attained the state of perfection and immortality by following the path of liberation and achieving freedom of all karma.

Namo Ayariyanam means

I bow to the head of the religious congregations (Acharyas), who follow the path of liberation, preach the principles of religion, and inspire us to live moral and spiritual life.

Namo Uvajjhayanam means

I bow to the ascetic teachers (Upadhyayas) who explain the true nature of the soul and karma from the religious scriptures and show us the importance of the spiritual life over the material life.

Namo Loe Savva Sahunam means

I bow to all ascetics who strictly follow the five great vows of conduct, which are total nonviolence, truthfulness, non-stealing, celibacy and non-possession; and inspire us to live a simple life.

Eso Panch Namokaro, Savva Pava Panasano, Mangala Namcha Savvesim, Padhamam Havai Mangalam means

To these five types of great souls I offer my obeisance. May such obeisance help diminish my transgressions and sins. Giving this praise is the most auspicious as to bring happiness.

( Source : )

Useful Toll-Free Numbers in India

Airlines :
Indian Airlines -1800 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1800 22 5522
Spice Jet - 1800 180 3333
Air India -- 1800 22 7722
Kingfisher - 1800 180 0101
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Banks :
ABN AMRO -1800 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1800 44 6000
Citibank - 1800 44 2265
Corporation Bank - 1800 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1800 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1800 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1800 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1800 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1800 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1800 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1800 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1800 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1800 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1800 122 222
State Bank of India - 1800 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1800 44 6655
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Automobiles :
Mahindra Scorpio -1800 22 6006
Maruti - 1800 111 515
Tata Motors - 1800 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1800 11 3636
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Computers/IT :
Adrenalin -1800 444 445
AMD - 1800 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1800 444 683
Canon - 1800 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1800 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1800 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1800 424 1800
Dell - 1800 444 026
Epson - 1800 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1800 444 888
HCL - 1800 180 8080
IBM - 1800 443 333
Lexmark - 1800 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1800 33 4488
Microsoft - 1800 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1800 180 1104
Symantec - 1800 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1800 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1800 44 6446
Wipro - 1800 333 312
Xerox - 1800 180 1225
Zenith - 1800 222 004
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Indian Railway Enquiries :
Indian Railway General Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Central Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Reservation 131
Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry 1345,1335,1330
Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry 1330/1/2/3/4/ 5/6/7/8/9
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Couriers/Packers & Movers :
ABT Courier -1800 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1800 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1800 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1800 21 4560
DHL - 1800 111 345
FedEx - 1800 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1800 11 3456
UPS - 1800 22 7171
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Home Appliances :
Aiwa/Sony -1800 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1800 22 7979
Blue Star - 1800 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1800 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1800 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1800 444 222
DishTV - 1800 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1800 21 4595
Godrej - 1800 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1800 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1800 22 4422
Samsung - 1800 113 444
Sanyo - 1800 11 0101
Voltas - 1800 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1800 44 5432
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Investments/ Finance :
CAMS -1800 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1800 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1800 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1800 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1800 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1800 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1800 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1800 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1800 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1800 22 0101
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Travel :
Club Mahindra Holidays -1800 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1800 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1800 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1800 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1800 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1800 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1800 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1800 22 3344
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Healthcare :
Best on Health -1800 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1800 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1800 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1800 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1800 22 5292
LifeCell - 1800 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1800 33 4420
Pfizer - 1800 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1800 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1800 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1800 44 8383
VLCC - 1800 33 1262
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Insurance :
AMP Sanmar -1800 44 2200
Aviva - 1800 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1800 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1800 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1800 227 227
LIC - 1800 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1800 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1800 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1800 22 9090
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Hotel Reservations :
GRT Grand -1800 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1800 111 000
Marriott - 1800 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1800 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1800 111 825
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Teleshopping :
Asian Sky Shop -1800 22 1800
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1800 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1800 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1800 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1800 220 777
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Others :
Domino's Pizza -1800 111 123
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Cell Phones :
BenQ -1800 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1800 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1800 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

(Source : Forward Mails)

Introduction of 24 Tirthankaras

Why there are 24 Tirthankaras only?

The answer to this question can be perhaps available from the 87th stanza of “Yashstilakchulikc” scripture written by Acharya Somdev Suri. He observes:

'There are indefinite number of Grahas (Planets) – Nakshatras – Stars (Heavenly elements in the sky). But their numbers are shown to be limited by the rule of nature. In the present era of Utsarpini time-span, there are 24 times only when these heavenly elements are positioned in the best location. This is a certainty. Therefore there are only 24 Tirthankaras only not a one less not a one more.

Introduction of 24 Tirthankaras

Sr.No. Name of Tirthankars Introduction
1. Lord Rishabhdev He had a sign of an ox on his thigh. The mother Marudeva had seen 14 dreams, of which the first was that of an ox. He started the religion after a time span of 18 koda Kodi Sagaropam (Sagaropam itself is almost an innumerable number, therefore 18 KodaKodi sagaropam is a countless number) Therefore, he was known as Adinath also (The first one)

2. Lord Ajitnath When mother Vijaya Rani and Father Jitshatru were playing chess; the queen was winning and winning. She did not lose. Likewise, the Lord did not lose. He won the enemies like love and hates.
3. Lord Sambhavnath On his birth, there was plenty of crops everywhere. There was no famine, or draught. All these characteristics were of a good person. Therefore he was known as Sambhavnath.
4. Lord Abhinandan Swami When he was conceived in mother’s womb, Lord Indra made frequent visits and praised Him. People in the family and the state became happy and they congratulated each other. So his name was decided
5. Lord Sumatinat Once mother, while finding solution to a very difficult problem, got good intellect and she could resolve the conflict peacefully. so he was good 'Mati'. He was known as Sumatinat.
6. Lord Padmaprabh The mother desired to sleep on lotus leaf. The lord also was as unattached as Lotus flower
7. Lord Suparshvanath The mother had a disease on both the sides, but when the Lord Supashva was conceived , she was totally cured and became glittering like gold.
8. Lord Chandra Prabha Swami Mother had a desire to drink the nectar from moon. She had a feeling of coolness.
9. Lord Suvidhinath When He was in mother’s womb, he had desire to perform good deeds. He became one performing good deeds.
10. Lord Shitalnath The father had a very strong burning fever, which could be calmed down by a cool touch of his mother. He also cooled down threefold burnings of the world.
11. Lord Shreyanshnath There was a bed, set out by some God. It was worshipped, but could not be taken in use. The mother used in but nothing happened due to the great Lord’s grace, who was in the womb. On the contrary the world became happyier
12. Lord Vasupujya Indra made Frequent showers of diamonds / Wealth. He got the name Vasupujya from the name of His father Vasudev.
13. Lord Vimalnath When He was in mother's womb, both the body and the mind became pure with his grace. The Lord, destroyed the unclean karmas with purity of this mind.
14. Lord Anantnath The mother had a dream of a garland made from numerous precious giens likewise, with a thread within innumerable knots, the fever and other illness of people disappeared. The Lord performed worship for indefinite period, for three fold jwelves
15. Lord Dharmanath The mother became more prone to religion. The lord himself was by nature prone to religion
16. Lord Shantinath When he was in mother’s womb, all the disease and misdeeds disappeared. There was peace all around.
17. Lord Kunthunath In a dream, a big pillar made from Jewellary was seen. The enemies became as small as ‘Kunthu’ Besides small tiny creatures were taken care of by the Lord.
18. Lord Arnath In the dream was seen the wheel with jewel and the pillar. This resulted in growth of the dynasty.
19. Lord Mallinath The mother had a desire to sleep in a bed decorated with flowers of all the six seasons. This desire was fulfilled by Gods. The lord won the Moha etc.
20. Lord Munisuvrat Swami Mother had a desire to keep best vows; and she kept 12 such vows.
21. Lord Naminath When the mother was moving on the fort, her luster could not be seen and faced by the enemies. They bowed down. The lord also got the love and hatred bowed down to him.
22. Lord Neminath (Lord Aristhnemi) Aristha means black jewel. Mother saw such black jewel saw a shining wheel. The lord is also as good as sharp edge of the Religious wheel to destroy the Karmas.
23. Lord Parshvanath Mother saw a snake passing by a bed of the king without doing any injury (biting) to the king.
24. Lord Mahavir Swami (Lord Vardhman) There was a constant increase in wealth, crops, prosperity, achievements etc., parents grew with more and more fame. The Lord became fearless, firm and brave.

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